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The most obnoxious mother fucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a xylophone.
As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.
At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
The sworn enemy of fuckboys we are all skeletons on the inside
Guy 1: Hay are you a skeleton in the skeleton army
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: then join brother; become a skeleton and help us defeat the fuck boys
The word of which spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
Person: What do skeletons do?
Person 2: sEnD sHiVeRs DoWn YoUr SpInE
what you get after eating a human's flesh and guts
Billy was too lazy to throw away the skeletons, so he kept them in his basement
Spooky scary Skeletons send shivers down your spin; shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.