An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.
Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"
When a guy sits in the corner and watches a couple engage in anal activities. When the male ejaculates in her anus the slurpy grabs a straw and sucks out the jizz out of the females anus.
Bro can I slurpy your girl tonight?
another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.
Check out this slurpis behind me!
A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)
Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!
gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.
"hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy"
Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.
"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.