Smap refers to the act of spamming an internet forum without the intent to be annoying. Rather it is done for comic relief and to chase away forum trolls.
The word was first used during a drunken post in the JTS at the famous nforcershq.com.
Hey sensai, let's go smap up the forum.
SMAP (verb) - The act of slapping a person after applying one's smegma (A whitish sebaceous secretion that collects between the glans penis and foreskin or in the vulva) to their hand.
Jeremy: I'll kick your ass!
Brian: Well I'll smap you in the fucking face.
The act of faping, only in a even louder manner. Similar to slaping your junk.
Dude, did you hear that samping?
No, i was to busy smaping myself.
Smap is a word to express pure greatness. Spam is something incredible breathtaking and super.
This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps
When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.
Shorthand for smiled appreciatively. Should be substituted for the overused expression "lol".
John read Sara's witty email and sent responded with a note reading only, "smap".