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Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.
Josh: You smell.
Michael: Fight me.
Josh: Take this!
Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*
Josh: *Implodes*
A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.
She is the smoop.
The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.
Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?
Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.
The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.
Nick: Hey josh..
Josh: Yea?
*Nick wipes his hand on Josh's face*
Josh: Why the fuck did that smell like dead asshole?
Nick: Because I just smooped you.
laugh.
Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.
"I smooped the shit out of that bitch after she put my cat in the freezer."
V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.
Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.
Smoking and pooping at the same time.
I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.