the ORIGINAL definition of snarfing was: The act of snorting liquid or food out of one's nose due to unexpected laughter.
A friend's joke that reaches an unexpected punchline often makes you snarf your soda.
OMG! You tickled me and made me snarf my milk!!!
To eat something quickly, very quickly.
Man, did I ever snarf that piece of pie down!
Snarf was Lion-O's "nursemaid" on Thundera, and he has a hard time dealing with the fact that Lion-O is no longer in need of his "protection". Although he's somewhat cowardly, Snarf does manage to gather his wits and help when needed.
Snarf, where is my bed pan? i'm going to piss the bed soon
To sniff the pointy bit of a woman's bike seat, after thier use.
"Have you snarfed her yet?"
Not yet, I'll wait till she's not looking."
An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.
The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.
someone who bites fart bubbles in a swimming pools
jud totally snarfed ed in the jacuzzi while sippin on christal