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Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".
"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.
"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"
Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.
"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."
To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner
"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"
"Have you seen that pic of Paris Hilton getting out of the car with her spadge out?"
Spadge of honour.
Spadge in a name is a shortening of "Spadger" which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.
As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"