Another name for the male penis
Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”
Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.
"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John
"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)
A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off
guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"