Random
Source Code

Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.

“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”

by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022


Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

by Dextin July 31, 2011


Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016


Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013


Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012


Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 02, 2009


Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003