Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.
That man is so stache!
Today was the stachiest day in my life!
1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.
2. Something that needs to stop.
3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)
Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
the practice of eating pistachios
yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since