Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".
Paul wrote the book on "stats".
Huston got "Stats" last night.
That fat bit*h is a negative stat.
When you are 90% dating someone and you are smooching
"Where is Billy?"
"Oh I think he is doing stats with Sally."
An abbreviation for statistic. If you dont already know what it is then your either stupid or your waiting for me to say somthing funny... Nope not gonna happen...
48% of all stats are made up on the spot.
An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts
-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!
By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.
to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"