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A quicker way of moseying to class
We best straddle off to class before we're late.
To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles
OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW
to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.
"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"
To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.
"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"
When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.
Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.
to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart
to straddle a horse
To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.
Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...