Straw

Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)

She's a mighty fine straw. Too bad I'm strawless in Seattle.

Straw

A vape.

“Give me a straw, I fancy a bump.”

Straw

An albedo simp

No♡ straw albedo is nasty, he is literally chalk

Straw

A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!

Idiot: A straw has 2 holes
One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE

Straw

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.

Straw

Nipples

Nipples are straws.

Straw

A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!