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A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.
"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."
Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.
To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."
Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.
Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!
A gay last name. Usually belonging to a homosexual who's parents neglected them as a child. Has low self esteem with good reason. There genitalia is extremely small.
Matt Swanson is a complete fag
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1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.
Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson