"Swear on pappy Nicks grave"
you cannot lie on swerp
"Bro say swerp"
"swerppppp"
"no shit bro"
Swerp is everything that is cool or fun or awesome in any way; often applied to music
Dude did you see that last band that played?
Yeah man that was totally swerp!!
Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes
Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes
1. A member of the Socialist Workers Party.
2. A Trotskyite in general.
"Sodding Swerps, never do anything but sell papers and create fronts!"
A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.
"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"
"OMFG!"