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To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
When someone is super high on painkillers.
Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: I’m so swifted too.
When or talking to people (most girls) and they immediately fall for you your swifted
Dude I was talking to Halle and I said I have a mustang and she swifted on my ass
Derived from Kanye West stealing the mic off Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's after she won best female video.
being in the middle of an acceptance speech or something similar and having a someone interrupt you to say someone else was better.
"Kanye totally swifted that chick at the VMA's on sunday"
"yeah what a dick that guy was"
The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.
"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"
"No, what?"
"His ass got swifted!"
To underestimate a white girl by disrespecting her, or making her look or feel foolish.
"That white girl popped off on all them fools, because she was tired of being swifted by them."
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift