Swining

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

Swining

Complaining about the swine flu

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

Swining

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."

Swining

The act of drinking wine and having sex

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

Swining

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

Swining

a person with flu-like symptoms that scares other people away mistakening by swine flu.

That boy is definitely swining, he's been coughing and sneezing all day.

swine

a pig

"You look like a swine today"
"gee thanks patrica, i went for the pig look today"