Swoof (noun)- Swiss cheese of high quality. It is commonly consumed while drunk if you happen to be a big deal.
Damn I happen to be a big deal and intoxicated; moreover, I require swoof.
Swoof is a word to determine whether or not someone is lieng. Used between friends it is a pact that they will not lie to each other on this word. If they do the other person is allowed to kick the person in the balls at 37.8% top speed.
Synonyms: Swear, Promise, For real
Bob: Dude! Last night at the night club was so crazy, I hooked up with like 5 girls.
George: Really?
Bob: Yeah dude! Swear on my mothers life!
George: Swoof?
Bob: Nah, but I danced with this one fat girl
The sound it when it slides just in and fits just like a glove.
They embraced eachother , a swoofing sound echoed through the room as he slid in.
the act of artfully or purposefully losing traction in snow or other inclimate weather
bryan was so excited by the 2 inches of snow we got that we had to go swoofing in the truck.
When the Dreamy smurf tried to go to outerspace, the other smurfs gave him a potion that made him fall asleep. Then they all pretended to be swoofs so that Dreamy would think they were on a different planet.
"Papa Swoof! Papa Swoof! Gargamel's coming!"