TAFS

Taking A Fat Shit

You called me while I was TAFS, I'll call you back in a few minutes.

TAFS

Short for "Tool Academy For Sure".
A handy acronym for pointing out tools (or possible contestants on MTV's Tool Academy) without them knowing what you're saying.

He is so TAFS.

TAFS

Territorial Army Foundation Scheme

The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).

I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday

Taf

Fat backwards, meaning that the person is extra fat.

Nicholas you're so taf.

Taf

The actual fuck

You scared taf outta me

TAF

Thick As Fuck

TAF is a word to say that someone has a nice thick ass

Yo Ellie you TAF!!

TAF

Tits Ass Face
TAF is a word used usually my males to rate a female's main features on a scale of 0 - 10. When TAFing, you may pretty much TAF any female (whether in a movie, walking down the street, etc.). If a female is not worth TAFing, they are considered as unTAFable (usually those who have 2 or more ratings under 3).

Jimmy: Yo! TAF that girl
Daniel: 5 4 8