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1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter
Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!
This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!
Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.
A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.
Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."
Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.
"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".
Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"
Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite
Name given to a girl giving you a blowjob when she decides to nibble on your wood cock.
Tammy went termite on me the other night.
A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.