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Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)
look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies
the TON are a fifa12 pro clubs team based on greenock mortons the TON
the TON was created by rossildinio on fifa12 and now many local people from the greenock area play for the club including an actual greenock morton footballer
hey we palyed the TON last night and lost 0-2
but what a game it was
A reference to the band Type O Negative, similar to N.I.N. or NIN being a reference to Nine Inch Nails.
Among my favorite bands are: Rammstein, NIN, TON, VNV...
when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick
Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.
1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.
2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."
2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"
A large indeterminate quantity of.
Synonymous with :
(truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc
Also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).
"I can't come out tonight; I've got tons of work to do".
"There are tons of fun activities to do in Paris".
"Not only is she intelligent; she's got tons of confidence too".
To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)
Han Solo preformed an emergency ton-ton procedure using a lightsaber in order to keep Luke Skywalker alive on the frozen planet of Hoth.