TOWRAG = Tomfoolery Orchestrated Wisely Reveals A Genius
Did you see those guys wearing those TOWRAG shirts last night.
Tow Rag
A piece of rope used for wiping the ass, swinging from the fore deckinga criss-cross of planking/rope/bowsprit netting, into the sea-used for soil cleaning and dropped back into the sea, to be used by next sailor.
Hence, an ass wipe. 1800 onward, on wooden ships.
Tow Rag ...
''Where is that little towrag''