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What listeners of the Seattle-based podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL) are called and what they call themselves. Stemming from the early days of TBTL as a radio show on Seattle's KIRO when the host, Luke Burbank, would refer to the "literally tens of listeners," instead of hundreds or thousands. This title has since been adopted by the listeners and is now often prefaced with a town, region, or neighborhood or integrated into the name of a town, state, etc.
1. I listen to TBTL and I am therefore one of the Tens.
2. I am (your name here) of the (Your Town Here) Tens.
3. BosTens (Boston Tens), Tenverites (Denver Tens), Ballard Tens, etc...
An automobile rim that is a pathetic ten inches in diameter as opposed to twenty. See twenties and dubs.
R: Yo, those wheels is shinin. Are those twenties?
J: No, they tens. But they clean as hell, though.
Calling tens reserves one's seat on a couch or chair for ten minutes. Similar to fives and twenties.
"Tens" as one leaves seat for another beer or food
Slang name for the Mac-10 Submachine gun
Yo I was packin' 2 tens when these niggas shot at me, so I busted back
The nickname for the BEST Chinese buffet in West Michigan where many fat men dine solo with a book, enjoying hours of Chinese food and a full sushi bar, with the option of an IMAX movie at Celebration Cinema or watch annoying sing and chant while making you overpriced ice cream at ColdStone across the street.
"Hey Mitch, you in for some Tens today?"
"I usually juice my pec's on Tuesdays, but Tens? Fudge it; I'm in!"