timecop

commonly found to inhabit anime irc channels, lives in japan but thinks all japanese are morons who suck. favourite phrase: this anime sucks!

god i'm glad i'm as jaded as timecop is.

Abortion Timecop

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly

The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"