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ToolBag

An idiot that makes stupid posts on sites to make others feel like they did somthing wrong.

Member from high vel IDF is a ToolBag because he is always baggin on sites..

by sean213 July 29, 2005


toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004


Toolbag

A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.

That guy is totally a toolbag. He looks just like he got back from a Kid Rock concert.

by D Goody November 26, 2009


Toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003


toolbag

A person of utter uselessness.

Completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.

"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."

by Roy K July 12, 2005


Toolbag

A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)

Jack grabbed his toolbag really hard and ran while his toolbag was dangling in his hands.

by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019


toolbag

Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't

Wow, Jt is such a toolbag I can't stand him!

by billy m. December 11, 2006