new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"
originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"
"yeah, triscuits!"
Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.
"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."
Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.
Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.
A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
From the 1988 Movie
Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"