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When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you
Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops
The act of tweeting whilst going #2.
"That chick in the last stall is twooping".
The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.
We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.
When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.
"Taking a huge shit #twooping"