UCSB

1. University of California - Santa Barbara

2. University of Casual Sex and Beer

3. An almost too-good-to-be-true place that combines excellent academics with a vibrant social atmosphere and perfect weather. It is also the only university in the United States that owns its own beach.

Omigod you go to UCSB? Can I be your friend?

UCSB

Classically known as the University of Casual Sex and Beer, but also known as:

-University of Conviviality Stupor and Belligerence

-U Can Study Buzzed

-University of Countless Sexy Blonds

-U Can Smoke Bud

-Underage Californians Studying Booze

-University of California's Sunny Beaches

-University of California at Santa Barbara

UCSB also somehow manages to match this reputation in academic superiority, having top-notch professors and world renowned research facilities.

UCSB

UC Santa Barbara-a collection of students that are drunk more days than not and have mastered the skill of studying buzzed, going to class buzzed and passing midterms buzzed.

Non SB-er: You go to UCSB? Is it true that 12% of the students have STDs?
SB student: I dont know...does it look like I take fucking a poll about that shit?

UCSB

University of Casual Sex and Beer

I go to UCSB, University of Casual Sex and Beer. Wanna party?

UCSB

u c suntanning blondes
u can study boozed
u can study boobs
u c sleazy bitchez
u c something blonde

i went to Uscb...oh shit i meant ucsb

UCSB

University of California, Sexy Back

You are so UCSB! DAYUM GIRl you got it going on!

UCSB

1) University of California - Santa Barbara
2) A beautiful university north of Los Angeles that is known for its drunken parties and sex.
Synonym: UCSTD

UCSB is nice, but I actually want to be able to get work done, so I'm going to UC Berkeley.