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The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.
Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.
The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days
Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!
The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.
Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!
not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)
yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.
Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.
Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.
Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"
Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"
Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump
An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.
"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"