V-Bi

Being Bisexual, but only virtual.

Damian: My Lesbian relations didnt work out here.
Kayleigh: My straight ones neither.
Damian: Maybe the Straight & the Lesbo girl can keep it up.
Kayleigh: *smiles* Damian, do you wanna partner me?

And now Kayleigh is a happy V-Bi

Bi-V-Polar

adj; The extreme feeling of pride a health care worker feels when they successfully start an IV. Also, the extreme feeling of shame a health care worker feels when they miss an IV.

Patient: "OW!"

Phlebotomist: "Sorry. I'm such an idiot!"

Patient: "No, you're not. I have small veins. Here, try that one. See, you got it!"

Phlebotomist: "Yes! I am the master!"

Patient: "Don't be so Bi-V-Polar, dude."