VILF

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's

VILF

Virgin I Like to Fuck

Look at that MILF

Na man that s a "VILF"
EVEN BETTER!

VILF

Vampire I'd like to fuck. Usually refering to the Cullens from the Twilight saga.

Lily: OME Edward, Jasper and Emmett are totally VILF
Alexandra: I know right they're so hot
Lily: To bad they're fictional

VILF

Visitor I'd like to fuck. (As in the TV show "V").

Man, that Anna is a VILF.

VILF

Viets (or Vietnamese) I Like to Fuck

Damn dude, that VILF is way better than that MILF.

VILF

Vice I'd Like to Fuck.

Sarah Palin.

"Dude did you see McCain's running mate? That is one hell of a VILF!"

VILF

VICE PRESIDENT I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK!

I SURE WOULD LIKE TO MEET SARAH PALIN! SHE IS A VILF!