WTTF

WTTF - Want To Trade For

Ash: I want your charmander, wttf it for my bulbasaur?
Kid: No..

WTTF

What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)

Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!

WTTF

Welcome to the forums. Used when you want to greet a newbie and confuse them at the same time. (It looks like WTF.)

New Guy: Hey guys, I am new here, so here is my introduction!

Old Chap: WTTF

wttf

Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily

wttf x

WTTF

Want To Trade For

Classified ad: WTTF - a mating pair of Pygmy Macaroni Penguins. Your choice of my little brother, big sister, or my dad's 1982 Datsun.