A weak ass motherfucker. Can refer to someone that’s soft asf too. A weef is just overall a soft ass pussy.
*The boys are at the beach*
*Sees a group of girls*
John: Let’s go see what’s up with these bitties.
Jake: Nah im good im chillin
*Jake is single and is not talking to anyone*
Alex: Jake ur such a fucking weef grow a pair
A wet queef (usually one which projects semen)
Guy: what the fuck, did you just fart or queef?
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef
(noun) A vagart or queef released while peeing
Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.
past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
Weef a Norwegian name.
Weef is also the opposite of a Queef.
Hello Weef!
My name is Weef!
Ouch, I just Weefed!
Oh man, what is that smell? Did you just Weef?
A scent that is bad but somehow pleasant.
Guy 1: "Man, it's weefy in here."
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry I just smoked a cigarette."
Guy 1: "Nah, it's alright I kinda like it."