whoof

An interjection, a portmanteau of "whoa" and "oof" (or a vocalized exhalation), in response to something that's both surprising and awkward/embarrassing.

"I walked in on my boss jerking off in his office."
"Whoof..."

whoof

an expression used when something is not optimal; a mishap that could have been avoided; a complete miss or fail regarding to ones personal life events

"Man I just lost my phone" "That's a big 'Whoof'"

whoofing

To Throw Up Whilst Recieving Big Hairy Man Cock!

Man: 'I Hope You Don't Whoof On Me'
Woman: 'Too Late, Im Whoofing Away'

Whoof

That brief moment of clarity when you come down for just a bit on your acid trip just before taking back off

*intense giggling* whoof. I could barely breathe from laughing so hard. Oop here we go again