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the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!
Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???
a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement
If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it