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Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy
Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!
-hey there, applebee
-what the fuck's an apple bee? A bee that makes apples? A bee in shape of an apple? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN. WHY ARE YOU CRAZY. GO HOME
An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
resteraunt struggling to stay open/sit down resteraunt
larry had a burger from applebees
Food chain restaurant in which employees are driven to insanity from being forced to work ridiculous hours at poor wages and deal with with cheap, ignorant customers and their undisciplined spawn (whose goal is to do nothing more than cover every open space with the food ordered for them and to shout at the top of their lungs) who wouldn't do half of the tasks asked of the employees for double of what they leave in tips and gratuity is still a nonexistent dream. Food quality varies on location but is susceptible to generalization. Cheese is a must for every dish.
That party of twenty just left me forty cents on a two hundred dollar check. But they enjoyed their cheese. Welcome to working at Applebees!