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The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.
It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.
"Music these days is absolute arsewank"
To slide a tiny todger between the butt-cheeks of another man, in the style of failed American politician, racist, gun-loving, homophobic cretin Keith R Swank
Keith R Swank is a right Arsewank
Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America
That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith
American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
A noun. An arsewank is something that is completely and utterly shit, but not to be used in an argument as the other person will most likely just laugh shitless. It is more as a jokey insult. It is best to be used in alliteration such as:
Autistic Arsewank
Acting Arsewank
Agrippy Arsewank
you fucking arsewank
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