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when your skin gets dry and there is a lighter layer on top (the skin ASHES off)- easily fixed by putting on lotion
"man, i need to get some Jergens- my legs are ashing like mad."
When someone farts, a reminance of particled feces comes out all over.
When someone farts, not just a gas but a solid of particles projects itself out of the anus.
If someone were to be splashed in the face with mud, one would say, "Oh man it looks like someone was ashing all over your face."
When 2 or more old people have sex
kid:gramps what do you with gramma when you're bored
gramps: ashes to ashes kiddo
1. A popular David Bowie song
2. A television show. It is the sequel to Life On Mars. It is set in 1980s London and stars Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt and Keeley Hawes as Alex Drake. It is shown on Thursday, 9PM, BBC1
1. "I've just listened to Ashes To Ashes for the 100th time. It's such a great song."
2. "Are you going to watch Ashes To Ashes this Thursday night at 9pm on BBC1?"
the purest, sweetest, kindest human you'll ever meet. they're perfect in every single way, and absolutely stunningly beautiful. They can make your heart flutter in one giggle. Also, their hand fits perfectly in yours and thier lips against yours are meant to be.
Im dating ash; I could die happy
Ash is the best date mate you'll ever meet in your entire life
The sweetest most amazing human on earth, give him all the love and affection, he needs hugs and head pats
ASH!!!!!!!