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bangles

an imaginary percussion instrument imagined by those suffering from extreme mental retardation, an Oedipus/Electra complex, and/or sever penile rejection.

When the triceratops invaded the African civilization, the tribe began to play the bangles to run the beast off.

by Manny Wrekshun September 09, 2010


The Bangles

Pop rock band of the 80s, one of the few that actually played their instruments. Among other songs, they played Walk like an Egyptian, Hazy Shade of Winter and Eternal Flame.

J-pop? Dude, you're probably way too young to remember the Bangles.

by CoyoteJoe March 20, 2006


Bangled

When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.

'The other night I absolutely bangled myself' or 'I got so bangled last night'.

by Lev.your.best.life June 03, 2021


bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to lead the potential game-winning drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer June 14, 2011


bangle it

Shoving something up your ass

Mark: You see that pineapple over there?
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!

Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor

by Merk99 February 03, 2011


The Bangles

Any collective of attractive women, deriving from the popular eighties all-female rock band.

"I'd love to bang the Bangles" - the Saw Doctors

by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003


bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer June 03, 2011