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British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
A twat.
Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.
Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead
stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank
1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell
1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.
2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.
Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."
"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"
Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."
someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap
when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend