bind

To "bind" a key on ones keyboard to preform a specific task when struck. Normally preformed in console baised PC games such as Counter-Strike. This is generally used to allow the player to say entire sentences with the stroke of 1 bound key.

Player brings up his console and types... bind \ "say LoL we pwned you wOoT!".
After this whenever the player strikes his \ key his character will say "LoL we pwned you wOoT" in his chat menu.

bind

As in "binding the jewels." To tie rope around a dude's balls and/or cock, as a ball stretcher or just for the tight sensation. It also keeps them from shriveling in the cold. Caution: Left in place too long or tied too tight the rope could cut off circulation. Uncaution: Could make orgasm way more intense.

Dude, my balls keep shriveling in this cold weather. Tomorrow after I shower and they're loose I'll have to bind them.

bind

To cause constipation.

Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"

In a bind

When you are stuck in a god damn hard difficult situation.

My mom found out about my bf and now I am in a bind!

Binding

Chest binding to make breasts look flatter, less noticeable or more masculine. Binding should never be done with tape or ace bandages, and safety precautions should be taken.

"I'm binding today"

"Binding makes me feel better about myself"

The Bind

Contracting multiple STD's from a single partner.

Damn, I knew I should have double bagged it last night. That chick gave me the Bind.

binded

connected through a common ground or interest; tied to something

"This school is binded."