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blanche

A slutty old woman

That woman is such a blanche, just like that old woman from the Golden Girls

by cumquats June 06, 2009


blanche

Goth-Country-Punk band from Detroit that experiments with a wide assortment of instruments, including 2 piece drumsets, to banjos, to mandolins, to autoharp, to electric guitar.

Blanche creates an interesting and appealing atmosphere that could easily be mistaken for ghosts sitting around a campfire. They create cryptic, haunting music at times (such as tracks Someday, Superstition, and So Long Cruel World), they explore the boundaries of truth in songs such as Do You Trust Me, and create complicated love songs sure to please anyone with a mature ear.

Blanche is from Detroit, Michigan and features the talented Dan John Miller on electric guitar and vocals, the beautiful Tracee Mae Miller (wife to Dan) on bass and backup vocals, the crazy Feeny on pedal steel guitar, Lisa Jaybird Jannon on drums and on occasion, acoustic guitar, and the adorable, talented Little Jack Lawrence on banjo, autoharp, and occasionally mandolin.

"Don't you know it's bad luck to be superstitious?"
"But nothing else is working, and my head is really hurting!"
-Blanche's "Superstitious"

by killthebig3 February 25, 2006


blanch

to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.

Man, blanching those pills got me so much higher than when I swallowed them the other day.

by JHBoy September 20, 2006


Blanche

Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.

She's so Blanche.

What a Blanche!

Should be more Blanche's in the world.

by girwhohasswag November 12, 2011


Blanche

blanche is crazy(in a good way) funny always finds away to make me laugh. she is practically my sister and is my best friend in he whole world

blanche is so awesome

by bert face November 16, 2012


Blanched

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.

Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.

by captmurk November 13, 2013


Blanched

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".

"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs

by PHILSON October 21, 2011