blueshirted

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.

Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.

Blueshirts

A derogatory term for middle schoolers at San Jose Prep

Those dirty blueshirts