Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum
I've got the blumps!
the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.
*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.
Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?
Jill: Only if you give me one too!
(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!
Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.
e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant
recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
The act of giving someone a blumpkin
Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!
When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day
God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?