A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is
Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!
John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...
You penis's version of a thumbs up.
*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.
a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.
1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning
chuck: with a boner
2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face
random guy in the background: with a boner
tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.
Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner
Worst thing to get during school
Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.