Penny Penny Breadbags

A strange eyed mutant that rides a penny farthing, whilst eating sandwhichs out of breadbags.

If you call it's name you must hide otherwise the mutant will go insane with rage!

Xmen Mutant level 5

Timmy: hey, penny penny breadbags!

Penny penny breadbags: whattt!?!?!

Timmy's head has be decapitated

Breadbag

Wanting to have sex under any condition with an attractive woman or wanting to copulate with a woman. You would resort to using a bread bag as a condom, if you had to, in order not to miss the opportunity.

I would breadbag such a hot girl any day, any where.
I wish I would have breadbagged her when I had the chance.

Breadbag

To want to copulate or have sex with a woman so badly, you would wear a bread bag as a prophylactic

I really like that girl, and I would do anything to breadbag her.
I would definitely breadbag that!
I've had a crush on her since high school and would love to breadbag her at the reunion.