Someone who's tough and doesn't get taken down easily, someone who has a history of being in fights and winning.
That Tony was a bruiser, he'd get knocked down and bounce right back up, then he knock em down and they'd never stand up.
someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !
'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'
Someone who is masculine, handsome and loved by the ladies.
Female #1: That Danny sure is a Bruiser.
Female #2: He sure is. I'd love to chat with him.
A very unattractive woman. Often associated with large size or a prehistoric quality.
This nasty girl at the bar, I tell ya she was a real bruiser, went home with my roommate.
a baby who is (a) big and fat when he/she is born and/or (b) gave his/her mother a lot of kicks and squirms during the pregnancy.
New Mom's Friend: Wow, look at that baby! He's huge! And he is downing that bottle like he is 10 months old.
New Mom: I know, but he's only 3 weeks old. He just takes after his dad and me since we're both tall. Little Bruiser. He's a hungry thing! And we was too big to fit in my belly for the last 2 months of me carrying him. He was always squirming around and kicking me hard.
Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.
Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM