bum notes

the playing of a song through farting. similar to belching the song or alphabet but made so through the anus

William played the William tell Overture through his anus in D minor, aka The bum notes

Bum-noting

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.

"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"

Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD

Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!