when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.
when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.
ew man look at her face, its caked.
To be extremely wealthy, loaded
Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked
something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.
"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"
To be fed excessive volumes of dessert in a manner in which it is impolite to refuse. Usually after a large meal, or when one has a valid reason for not eating cake (diabetes, for example.) Aggressively done in some cultures.
I went to Oddi's house and his mom caked me to the point where I had to flip my plate upside down to prevent more cake from appearing.
to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.
"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!