this

something you can't touch.

"can't touch this" -MC Hammer

this

A shorthand way of saying you agree with someone else's opinion. Often found online on message boards and chatrooms, but can also be used in real life.

Major.Trollster: OBAMMA IZ TEH N00B!
Sockpuppet_01: this

Jessie: "Cold Stone Creamery is way better than Ben & Jerry's."
James (pointing at Jessie): "This."

this

Not that.

That which is not this, is that.

this

A pronoun which you can put at the end of any noun and make it sound like a derogatory statement. The practical outline of such a statement is: {insert noun} this. Usually a physical gesture follows the statement.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: *grabs crotch* Homework this.

Parent: Did you go to school today?
Kid: *scratches nuts* School this.

this

Something you can go with, as opposed to "THAT"

"You can go with this, or you can go with that."

this

A word used in java and other programing languages to reference the current object. Can be used in real life to explain certain situations.

Kid 1: "Where are we?"
Kid 2: "this"

this

something you will never get

"my retard cousin bilo we keep him in cage, and my sister she show him her vagine and say 'lalalala you will never get this, you will never get this' but one day he break out and he get this."