I was viweing pornography the other day so i decided to have a chufty.
A combination of chubby and fat. It's a person who is not obese, but is chubby/has puppy fat
that girl over there is proper chufty.
you're a right chufty one.
To be very excited about something. It is from the word chuffed.
Danny - Man, that game gave me chufties.
Dave - How many did it give you. I'm talking about scales here.
Someone that buys all of the best equipment because they can despite being bad at a sport/ without actually having done the activity before because the internet told them that was the equipment to have.
“Seth is a right chufty, he bought a £1000 road bike after going on 3 bike rides”
A combination of cubby, buff, and hefty used only to describe truly obease and horrid things.
Woah, I'd never date that heffer! She's chufty!
an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant
girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"
boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"
A Tampon, a cotton mouse used to block the river of red
"Yo Barry, how far you get with Sharron last night?"
"I did her in her shitter, there was a chufty plug up her gash"